Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...