Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...