Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...