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A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Foul Play?
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Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Candybar Life
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To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
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