Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...