beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...