Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...