The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...