Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...