Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...