Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...