Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...