Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...