Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....