Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...