Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...