What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...