The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...