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3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Bumper Stickers
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Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
National Anthem
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The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...