Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...