Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Working With The FBI
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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...