Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...