How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...