mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...