Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...