Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...