Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...