Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...