This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...