Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...