Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Santa vs. system admins
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cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...