Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...