What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Taking Dweebonics Classes
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A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...