Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.