Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!