The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...