The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...