A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.