Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...