Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...