College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....