Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!