Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!