A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...