Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...