A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...