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Play as James Bond
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ZHow offensive is that?
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What is his occupation?
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Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Some years ago
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How do you make love to a fat girl?
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