National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...