Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!