Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...