The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...